How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My first STD was from a foam party
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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