I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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