there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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