The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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