Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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