Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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