Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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