What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Boobs are out for the taking
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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