OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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