I need help removing her.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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