People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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