it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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