I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
