oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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