I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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