I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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