Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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