You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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