she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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