I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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