They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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