Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No stitches, just platelets and will power
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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