I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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