the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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