omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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