The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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