The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i already hear my dad disowning me
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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