honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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