You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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