It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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