what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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