I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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