I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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