Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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