I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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