you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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