finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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