Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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