are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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