He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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