We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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