I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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