so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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