The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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