i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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