I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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