escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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