I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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