coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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