Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore