East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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