How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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