i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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