Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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