Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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