if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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