Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also, beer. Big fan.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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