I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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